My Life on the Net

When thinking of coming to university, I knew it would be different. You’re leaving your safe and comfy house, your mother is no longer making you dinner and you have to do your own laundry.

I have landed in Dundee and have met the aliens they call ‘Students’ and ‘Lecturers’. There seems to be an environment in which to learn, the ‘Lecturers’ talking and the ‘Students’ writing it down. The language is indiscernible - but I manage. The rooms are strange, with little tables and hard-to-find classrooms.

When night approaches, the ‘Students’ change. Their nocturnal behaviour states that they enjoy inebriation, conversation and loud music. Further observations state that they can hold their drink - and I, the new drinker - did not collapse, but had a strange sensation called a ‘hangover’ when I woke up at 1pm the next day.

Diet consists of pizza, nachos, pasta and noodles - and while I have been living in this environment for a short time weight gain is plausible.

More when I discover.

Everything is going to look ugly.

It’ll be back to usual, and more active operating procedures by the end of the day (Thursday)

My new theme for MyLifeontheNET.com has been delayed, basically due to the site which my theme would be based is down. Since time is running short, and my time is less than free at the moment - it would have saved me a lot of time. However, hopefully by tomorrow it will be back up and I’ll be able to integrate all the great features and usability with my new design. If I can’t get it, I’ll make the theme from scratch - ok?

I hope you enjoyed those two slices of Dominoes pizza. I did. It was so nice in fact I kept it in the fridge to enjoy again.

So it was my surprise to find those slices missing the next day. My mum bought me that pizza - but I guess you must have been in dire hunger to eat my food. In that case, that’s alright. At least you cleaned the side plate afterwards.

But I will still kill you.

Craig.

EDIT (16th June 2008)

I posted this a little later than my flatmate Calum Ross did on passiveagressivenotes.com and I found it has received 126 comments. Of course, most of them are detailed as something regarding my relationship with my mother or that dominoes pizza is terrible.

You can read on if you wish at…

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/24/no-thats-not-the-british-spelling/

But from the note synopsis I see…

“sometimes we’re lucky enough to encounter certain things which trigger memories of our alcohol-fueled rampage. i was lucky enough to come across this the next day.”

Damn you Calum! Now, where’s my killing knife?

MyLifeontheNet.com will be back to normal services at the end of the day.  Horrah!